2023 is the Year of Agile Poetry—Haikus Included

I just want 2023 to be the year of Agile Poetry.

Let's start with some Agile antipatterns haïkus ✍

Oh my dear Sprint Goal
Nobody cares about you
Why are you still here ?

Time for Sprint Planning
Too much stories obviously
But they're all urgent

Oh sh*t it's Retro !
No time for a good format...
Start Stop Continue.

If you're wondering : Haïkus go like : 5 syllables - 7 syllables - 5 syllables

Wanna give a try ? 😀👇

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